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21Jan/100

Google antics

Posted by dracoling

Google's favorite tag? "killing" of course! :-D

Google Results

25Aug/090

Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock

Posted by dlz

I think I'll just leave this here...

GO!

Books about Evanescence,
Are not punk rock!
Guns & Roses watches,
Are not punk rock!
Hello Kitty iPod cases,
Are not punk rock!
Rob Zombie lunch boxes,
Are not punk rock!
Slipknot binder paper,
Is not punk rock!
Tinkerbell pillow cases,
Are not punk rock!
Led Zeppelin air fresheners,
Are not punk rock!
Tupac incense burners,
Are not punk rock!

Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!

Misfits candle tins,
Are not punk rock!
ICP throw blankets,
Are not punk rock!
Beaded Elvis curtains,
Are not punk rock!
Talking Lambchop plush dolls,
Are not punk rock!
AC/DC hair clips,
Are not punk rock!
Spongebob wristbands,
Are not punk rock!
Sex Pistols boxer shorts,
Are not punk rock!
Dischord back catalog,
Okay. Maybe that's punk rock.

Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!
Hot Topic is not punk rock!

Hot Topic is a contrived identification with youth subcultures to manufacture an anti-authoritarian identity and make millions.
The $8 you paid for the Mudvayne poster would be better spent used to see your brother's friend's band.

DIY ethics are punk rock.
Starting your own label is punk rock.
G.G. Allin was punk rock.

But when a crass corporate vulture feeds on mass-consumer culture,
this spending mommy's money is not punk rock!

Lyrics by Mc Lars (Andrew Nielsen)

25Aug/090

The 9 Steps to Live “The Way” by Miyamoto Musashi

Posted by dlz

  1. Do not think dishonestly.
  2. The Way is to train.
  3. Have knowledge of every art.
  4. Know the Way of all professions.
  5. Know the difference between profit and loss in worldly matters.
  6. Develop intuition and an understanding of all things.
  7. See that which cannot be seen.
  8. Attend even to the seemingly insignificant.
  9. Do nothing which is useless.
31Jul/092

10 Things I can’t say to coworkers

Posted by dracoling

10. I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go.

9. Do us all a favor and go die in a fire

8. I really don't feel like helping you today because your complete mental deficiency and lack of common sense is making my urge to kill you uncontrollable.

7. No, because I really don't feel like it.

6. You look good enough to eat.

5. Are you completely retarded or do you just act that way when I'm around?

4. Air is a privilege, not a right.

3. Yes I AM completely ignoring you.

2. Shut up please.

1. Want to fuck?