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10 Things I can’t say to coworkers

10. I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you go.

9. Do us all a favor and go die in a fire

8. I really don't feel like helping you today because your complete mental deficiency and lack of common sense is making my urge to kill you uncontrollable.

7. No, because I really don't feel like it.

6. You look good enough to eat.

5. Are you completely retarded or do you just act that way when I'm around?

4. Air is a privilege, not a right.

3. Yes I AM completely ignoring you.

2. Shut up please.

1. Want to fuck?

Posted by dracoling

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  1. Today, I had to stop myself from saying the following, more than once: “Your complete lack of foresight, and total inability to mind to details has already wasted more of my time than I care to track. If you want me to do the work, from this point forward, I’m doing exactly what I want, no more and no less, and I will be doing it all exactly the way I think it should be done. If you would like your project to succeed, you need only say ‘Thank you.’ If you’d like your project to fail, feel free to do the work yourself, or attempt to find some other monkey to fling your poo for you.”

  2. bwahahah. <3
    I need to get some kind of kharma rating system for comments on this thing. you just earned yourself at least 1 kudo.

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